From the Back Cover:
I, Drew Lloyd, long-time reader, first-time writer,
decided to propose marriage to my patiently waiting girlfriend. This
was an excellent decision. Besides committing myself to the perfect
woman (Christa, my lobster) for life, I also committed myself to "being
involved" in the planning of our wedding. This decision was not as
resoundingly brilliant.
From "Will You?" to "I Do." is the
tale of how I survived The Knot's checklists, unending service provider
sales pitches, being kidnapped by our feline, seemingly hallucinogenic
cake tastings, unrelenting parental input, and numerous other obstacles
to produce the greatest, merriment-to-dollar-spent, spectacle of love I
have ever helped plan.
FYI: Wedding planning is not to be
trifled with; Jason Bourne was subjected to less psychological torture
and look how he turned out.
